CHILLERS (1988)
Directed by Daniel Boyd
Starring Jess Emery and Marjorie Fitzsimmons
Braindead direct-to-video anthology film, so bad it's amazing it was even released. Troma currently distributes this piece of garbage, so you might be fooled into thinking this is a film that at least rises to the level of "Toxic Avenger."
It doesn't.
A group of amateur actors at a remote bus depot tell each other their worst fears—making up the stories of the film. Worst of the bunch is the tale of a haunted swimming pool. Just as pathetic is the tale of a woman who falls in love with a TV anchorman. She calls the station, asks him out and in a pathetic twist ending, her new lover turns out to be a vampire.
It's great to see amateur filmmakers busily crafting new works. But actually releasing this work on video and asking us to pay to see it is another thing. How many people have paid to rent this dog?
Avoid it as if your mother's life depended on it.
